TICKET: NONE · GATE: OPEN · REFUND: N/A

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A RIDE

Cat Panic - PANIC

Wide-eyed cat sitting in a car's driver seat, engulfed in green foam through the windshield

FIG.00, SUBJECT, PRE-WASH

Green wireframe render of the cat looking back over its shoulder inside the car

FIG.01, REAR VIEW, CABIN INTERIOR

01 / STATUS

Status

Inside The Wash. Nothing to win. No tickets. No exit arrow. On press: flips to PANIC while the screen trembles like a misaligned cabinet.

Cutout illustration of a startled kitten with water droplets, paws braced on the gear shift

FIG.02, EXHIBIT, WATER CONTACT

02 / THE MISTAKE

The Mistake

This is not a ride. Neutral selected. Windows up-ish. Ticket scanned: none. Eyes: saucer-wide, catching neon soap as if it were stage lights.

Cutout illustration of cat ears peeking over the dashboard against the streaked windshield

FIG.03, PERISCOPE, EARS ONLY

03 / BRUSHES LOG

Brushes Log

02:14:37, First contact: blue foam brushes hit passenger window. 02:14:38, Wiper jab: single panicked tap. 02:14:40, Soap bloom erases horizon; cabin goes aquarium-green. 02:14:42, Vacuum hose moans, cat pupils max out. 02:14:45, Drip trail forms on glass like a high score you can’t beat.

04 / SET LIST

Set List

Three modes. No selector. The wash decides for you.

MODE 01

Tunnel

Long hum, green scanlines over everything.

MODE 02

Whiplash

Overhead spinner slaps the roof in 4/4 time.

MODE 03

Final Rinse

Silent sheet of cold, then the blower tantrum.